Lyrics

Fell asleep on the internet
Jerked off and I burned some cash
Woke up and I found out that
I bought a fucking moped

Fifty CCs of pure mean
She’s got a horn and a little wind screen
Middle stand and some pedals too
Man I wish I had a moped for you

Now I’ve got a moped
Keep that throttle wide fucking open

We should start a moped gang
All the Harley guys will think we’re lame
I don’t care I don’t play it safe
I’ve got two stroke oil in my veins

Now I’ve got a moped
Keep that throttle wide fucking open

Now I’ve got a moped
Keep that throttle wide fucking open
No I don’t need a license
To ride my silly little moped