Lyrics

Oh wheat water I must say
Please come and save me from this fucked up day
I haven’t slept
I haven’t bathed
I’ve sat awake and misbehaved

Six beers a day keep my friends away
Cause I’m no fun when I’m drunk
And I didn’t mean to call your mom fat
Or lose your cat
I’m all alone
And now I’m just fucking sad

Highlife is my afternoon delight
PBR keeps my evenings bizarre
Keep your wine
I’m doing fine
With sweet wheat water I can get drunk anytime